Aug23rd

Anchorwoman Too Tan For TV

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anchorwomanSo I watched that new Fox reality show “Anchorwoman” last night. I didn’t think it was the worst thing in the world, and I was mildly entertained. But I kept getting confused because the star of the show, Lauren Jones, looked like she was in her late 30s, and if the whole premise of the show is to cast some hot young dumb blonde girl, why not get someone younger? I was guessing she was 35, but she looked 38 to me, since she looked hard and sun damaged from too much tanning. I was confused why everyone kept thinking she was hot and young, and a “supermodel.” So I googled her and found out she’s only 25!!! She is a warning to everyone: tanning makes you look old!

Turns out the tv show was cancelled today, after just one day!!! Maybe it was due to bad ratings, or to the fact that the show sucked, but I think the real reason is that Lauren didn’t look “hot” because she looked old, so the whole premise of the show failed. Sorry Lauren. It’s not too late to turn back the clock by stopping tanning, getting some chemical peels and Photo Facials, wearing tons of sunscreen, and fake baking from now on. Oh, and hopefully she’ll stop at the Dermatologist to make sure she doesn’t have any cancerous lesions! Maybe then she can get a tv show that lasts more than a day!

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5 Responses to “Anchorwoman Too Tan For TV”

  1. eddieguy Says:

    Hey there so I’m going to reply to this post, I hope you don’t mind.

    Anyway I heard about this show getting the boot already, oh well. She’ll have to go back to car shows and the like to make a living.

    When I was in Hawaii last month it only took me a day of getting burnt to find a rash shirt. I think it has an SPF of 50 :) Anyway the sun is BAD!!!!

  2. Jeni Says:

    Yeah the sun in Hawaii is hot!!! But I never get burned anymore, now that I know what sunscreens to buy! Oh is a rash shirt what the surfers wear? I think my dad wears one of those when he goes swimming.

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  5. chilli Says:

    i never encountered the term “too tan”… sounds like discrimination to me.

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